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Romney Called Tesla a “Loser” In the 2012 Presidential Debates. About That…
Six months after Mitt Romney called electric auto company Tesla Motors a “loser” investment for the Obama administration, Tesla has announced it will post its first ever profit in the Q1 2013…
Resist the Geriatric Agenda: Why We Must Say No To Gray Marriage
Fun tip: Want to know the best way to tell if your Bible-based legal theory is a steaming pile disingenuous horseshit? When even Justice Scalia finds it laughable. Witness:…
Campus Sexual Assaults Still Discussed Openly Despite Continued Efforts of UNC Administration
The University of North Carolina is finally taking a tough stand against “disruptive or intimidating behavior” among students. Specifically, UNC is bringing sophomore Landen Gambill before the Office of Student…
Slate’s New Drone Argument Blows Minds, Say Neighboring Villagers with Traumatic Brain Injuries
In the last few years, an uncomfortable fact has emerged: armed robots called “drones” are killing people half a world away. They fire explosives into homes, vehicles, and funeral processions, vaporizing suspected combatants…
“I Was Poor Once” Is Totally the “I Have Black Friends” of 2013
This is a little awkward, but… have you guys noticed how poor the Republicans are lately? We’re really starting to get concerned. Based on Sen. Marco Rubio’s State of the Union response and recent…
Video: That Awkward Moment When a Native American Shows Up At Your Anti-Immigration Rally
For perhaps the first time ever, a person yelling indiscriminately at strangers while pacing angrily along a public walkway has made a cogent, well-reasoned political argument. In video footage captured at an anti-immigration rally in…
Media Officially More Interested In Obama’s Skeet Strikes Than Drone Strikes Now
In the week since President Obama’s bombshell claim that he goes “skeet shooting all the time,” the press has labored tirelessly to provide the kind of comprehensive analysis the American public requires to …
GROSS: Attorney Sleeps With Client. INDUSTRIAL-GRADE GROSS: Attorney Sleeps With Client And Then Bills Her By the Hour For It
Look, we’ve all been there. You’re sitting in your law office at the end of the month enjoying a game of Words With Friends when suddenly you realize you’ve only…
Christian Activist Confuses Gay Sex With Taco Bell, Claims It Causes the “Devil” To “Be Given Birth To Anally”
Former gay porn star turned evangelical activist Joseph Sciambra “talks about the devil and why he loves anal sex” in his latest YouTube video. Specifically, Sciambra claims “[a]nal sex would…
Congress Maintains Boehner For At Least Another Two Years, May Want To Get That Checked Out At Some Point
Rep. John Boehner (R-OH) was reelected Thursday as speaker of the House, reaching the required 214 House votes just after 1:20 p.m. ET. Upon reelection, Boehner remarked: For the 113th…
