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World’s Coolest Governor Rick Perry Disses “No Texting While Driving” Bill
Mere moments after photographic evidence of his sweet guitar hero moves surfaced, 47th Governor of Texas but original Party Animal Rick Perry continued his campaign to lock up the teen…
Starry-Eyed Kid Heads To NYC To Chase Dream of Building Gigantic Super-PAC
‘Republican Savior‘ Sen. Marco Rubio (R-FL) travelled to New York recently to ask Wall Street investors for contributions toward his 2016 war chest/rainy day fund. But apparently some people just hate to see…
Bill O’Reilly: It’s “Truly Madness” Not to Make Transgendered Kids’ Lives a Living Hell
On “The O’Reilly Factor” Tuesday night, Bill O’Reilly argued that it was “truly madness” allow transgendered children to use the bathroom that is appropriate to their expressed gender. But what…
Campus Sexual Assaults Still Discussed Openly Despite Continued Efforts of UNC Administration
The University of North Carolina is finally taking a tough stand against “disruptive or intimidating behavior” among students. Specifically, UNC is bringing sophomore Landen Gambill before the Office of Student…
Michele Bachmann “Didn’t Get Anything Wrong” in Her Campaign
Sometimes thoughts just spew from Michele Bachmann’s mouth like vomit out of the mouth of someone who just downed some bad peel-and-eat shrimp. For instance, in a recent interview at Patrick…
Former White House Press Secretary Robert Gibbs Puts Drones on Blast
Oh. Em. Gee. Big-time gossip alert from former Obama Press Secretary Robert Gibbs. Hope you’re chillaxin’ in a subterranean blast-proof bunker right now, because this former Obama Admin just dropped…
Fraternity Fundraises for Trans Bro’s Surgery
It’s not often that a fraternity makes you go “awwwwwwww.” Unless maybe that’s the sound you make when you’re vomiting up Keystone Light or something. But this story from Phi Alpha…
Tea Party Founder’s Watermelon Joke Reportedly Hilarious in 1952 World
Anyone who’s anyone knows about the Billings Gazette’s “40 under 40” list and its annual tally of the most outstanding almost-but-not-quite-yet-middle-aged Montanans. This year the honorees included Tea Party activist Jennifer…
Assemblyman Dov Hikind Offers Perfectly Reasonable Explanation For Wearing Blackface “Basketball Player” Costume
Ah Purim, the ‘ole Jewish Halloween. I remember dressing up as Batman when I was seven. The year after that I went as a doctor – just like mom and dad!…
Stephen Colbert Breaks Character to Stump for Sister
The real Stephen Colbert has surfaced to stump for sister Elizabeth Colbert-Busch. Apparently, South Carolina’s first Congressional district needs Colbert-Busch “not just because she’s hard-working and talented and intelligent and…
