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IRS Update: America’s Most Hated Gov Agency Pretty Terrible at Public Relations
Lois Lerner, the IRS's nonprofit division chief, pled the 5th Amendment at today's Senate hearing, claiming, "I have not done anything wrong."…
Benghazi “One of the Worst Incidents,” Says Worst Incidents Expert Dick Cheney
Dick Cheney Benghazi attack "one of the worst incidents." Well, besides the Bush presidency, that is. Bush had the most embassy attacks in history. Video…
Hispanic Republican Beginning to Think Party Doesn’t Care Much for Hispanics
Pablo Pantoja, the Republican National Committee's Florida Director of Hispanic Outreach, pens amazing email: I'm leaving GOP in protest & joining Democrats…
Michele Bachmann: 9/11 Was a Sinside Job
Michele Bachmann claims September 11, 2001 and the 2012 Benghazi embassy attacks were judgments from God, calls for 9/11 Day of Prayer and Fasting.…
Sen. John Cornyn Surprised to Learn Judge-Blocking May Be Cause of Judge Shortages
Texas Senator John Cornyn at Senate Judiciary Committee hearing on immigration complains about the judicial nomination process he's blocking. More derp: claims illegal immigrants "wearing some form of turban" are…
Hacked House Republican Website Experiences Viagra Spam Lasting Four Hours Or More
The website for the National Republican Congressional Committee (NRCC) was hacked this week, redirecting users to hundreds of advertisements for erectile dysfunction. The site, which recently underwent a super hip…
Congressman Calls For More Sequester Cuts For Constituents, Shorter Political Career For Self
According to Tea Party Rep. Billy Long (R-MO), residents of Missouri’s 7th congressional district simply cannot get enough of the draconian sequester cuts that are universally reviled by the…
Congressman: Let’s Just Eliminate Useful Information Altogether
Tea Party Rep. Jeff Duncan (R-S.C.) has proposed a bill that would end the government's ability to provide any of the major economic indices, including reliable unemployment or GDP figures.…
Joe Walsh Declares War On ‘Young Muslim Men’
Speaking in opposition to immigration reform, former Tea Party Rep. Joe Walsh (R-IL) argued this week that the U.S. government needs to start profiling “young Muslim men” in light of the Boston…
Koch Brothers Check “Try And Buy All The Newspapers” Off Their Old Timey Tycoon Bucket List
Taking time off from their busy schedule supporting discriminatory voter-ID measures, telling their employees whom to vote for, and funding climate change skeptic organizations, Charles and David Koch are making a…
