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A Very Sad Christmas Tale :(
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Michele Bachmann Makes Surprise Visit To Synagogue, Congregants Storm Out And Donate To Her Opponent
Poor Michele Bachmann. She just wanted to do some outreach for Yom Kippur. And what better place to do it than a Conservative synagogue? That means a synagogue for Jewish…
God Considers Smiting GOP Convention With Tropical Storm Isaac
With a mere days before the 2012 Republican National Convention, God appears to be considering the possibility of smiting the GOP with a weather-related disaster. Tropical Storm Isaac will be headed…
GOP Announces Convention Theme “We Built This” In Stadium Built With 62% Government Funds
Apparently rejecting a more controversial “You Didn’t Really Get Raped, Pregnant Lady” theme for its 2012 convention, the GOP has announced that its Tuesday night session will be themed “We…
Sen. Inouye Smacks the Stupid Right Out Of Rep. Kelly’s Mouth
Yesterday, pro-life Pennsylvania Rep. Mike Kelly (R – obviously) informed us all that August 1, 2012 would be a day that lives on in infamy, as it was the day the new…
Study: Judicial Nomination Process More Borked Up Than Ever
Remember that one time back in 1981 when you got sued for indecently exposing yourself to your stockbroker who just passed you an insider trading tip while you negligently amputated…
Cookie Monster: Adorable Children’s Show Star, or Hardened Guantanamo Interrogator?
Michelle Obama and Jill Biden briefing Cookie Monster and others on the latest interrogation techniques A recent documentary produced by Al Jazeera has made explosive accusations implicating such beloved Sesame Street…
Adorable 85 Year-Old Congressman Politely Informed “Teabagger” Has Alternate Meaning
Among the many revelations in Robert Draper’s new book, Do Not Ask What Good We Do: Inside the U.S. House of Representatives, about the wave of GOP freshman elected to the…
Study: Economic Recovery Kind of Sucks for Old Ladies
As you are probably aware, the economy is slowly starting to improve. Kind of. As you are probably not aware, it is a scientific fact that some of us are…
UK Study: Turns Out Straights Are the Ones Cheapening Holy Matrimony After All
A new study from the United Kingdom has shown that the gay divorce rate is less than half that of straight unions, scientifically proving that Kim Kardashian and other straights…
