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Michele Bachmann Won’t Eat on 9/11 Because Gay People Can Get Married
Don’t worry guys, your Michele Bachmann cray-dar isn’t out of batteries – it’s just not picking up the most recent frequency because her actions of late are hidden beneath…
If We Don’t Pass CISPA, the Chechens Win, Basically.
U.S. Rep. Mike McCaul (R-Texas) has just emerged as a new frontrunner in the ’Worst Attempt to Exploit the Tragedy in Boston’ contest we’re apparently having right now. Arguing for the…
This Facebook Post By Patton Oswalt Will Make You Slightly Less Sad
. Feeling kind of devastated after the Boston Marathon bombing? So are we. So is everyone, actually. Well, except for maybe the politicians who are using it to support their position on government…
NYPD’s New “Lucky Bag” Tactics Just As Creepy, Aggressive As They Sound
With the NYPD currently in the midst of a highly publicized trial over its controversial Stop and Frisk program, another police tactic has recently come to light that is somehow…
Live in Virginia? There’s Nearly a 90% Chance Your Attorney General Wants to Ban the Kind of Sex You’re Having.
Virginia Attorney General Ken Cuccinelli has filed a petition to reinstitute the state’s “Crimes Against Nature” law, which would ban all forms of oral and anal sex, despite the fact…
Texas Tea Party Rep. Louie Gohmert Likens Gun Magazine Limits To Bestiality, Somehow
According to Tea Party Rep. Louie Gohmert (R-Texas), attempts to limit the size of gun magazines is akin to allowing gay marriage, in that marriage equality will inevitably lead to bestiality. Or something. …
“If you call any other Christian on this page a ‘bibliophile’ I will ban you.”
. Apparently, there really is a God. And He is good. And He is generous. And He has a fucking awesome sense of humor. Witness: Best-selling creationist/ evangelist/ anti-gay-marriage-ist Ray…
Georgia City Makes Gun Ownership Mandatory
The City Council of Nelson, Georgia voted unanimously Monday night in favor of the “Family Protection Ordinance,” a law requiring every household to posses a gun and ammunition. Well, unless…
Romney Called Tesla a “Loser” In the 2012 Presidential Debates. About That…
Six months after Mitt Romney called electric auto company Tesla Motors a “loser” investment for the Obama administration, Tesla has announced it will post its first ever profit in the Q1 2013…
What 10,000 Barrels Of Crude Oil Running Down Your Street Looks Like
Ever wondered what it would look like if 10,000 barrels of crude oil rolled down the streets of your subdivision? Well, wonder no more, because the generous people over at…
