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Bette Midler Offers Fed Chair Endorsement That No One Could Have Possibly Asked For

Bette Midler Offers Fed Chair Endorsement That No One Could Have Possibly Asked For

The Beaches star has surprisingly strong opinions on U.S. monetary policy…

Steve King Calls Climate Science a ‘Religion,’ Is Somehow Still Against It

Steve King Calls Climate Science a ‘Religion,’ Is Somehow Still Against It

Apparently it's more of an Islamic type religion…

Stalled Immigration Bill Spells Bad News For Human Farm Workers, Great News For Aspiring Robot Overlords

Stalled Immigration Bill Spells Bad News For Human Farm Workers, Great News For Aspiring Robot Overlords

We, for one, welcome them.…

Mississippi Police on the Hunt for Criminal Twitter Parodist

Mississippi Police on the Hunt for Criminal Twitter Parodist

Sgt. Durr is on the case.…

Inhuman Mayor-Monster Targeted Military Rape Victims for Further Groping, Grossness

Inhuman Mayor-Monster Targeted Military Rape Victims for Further Groping, Grossness

In Mayoral Sleaze Off, Filner somehow running laps around guy whose name literally means penis…

Government Looks to Maintain Monopoly on Snooping by Cracking Down On Smart TV Security Flaws

Government Looks to Maintain Monopoly on Snooping by Cracking Down On Smart TV Security Flaws

True patriot Chuck Schumer defends our God-given right to watch TV in our underwear…

If Loving Boobies Is Wrong, the 3rd Circuit Court of Appeals Doesn’t Want to Be Right

If Loving Boobies Is Wrong, the 3rd Circuit Court of Appeals Doesn’t Want to Be Right

We will never NOT run a story involving both the judiciary and the term "boobies."…

Newt Gingrich Dumps Interventionism Like He’s Married to It

Newt Gingrich Dumps Interventionism Like He’s Married to It

Concedes our ability to export democracy may be more limited than originally thought.…

Rick Perry Disappointed to Learn New Glasses Only Make Him Look Smarter

Rick Perry Disappointed to Learn New Glasses Only Make Him Look Smarter

Narrowly avoids breaking new horned rim glasses while inserting foot into mouth…

Unsuspecting Picnic Attendees Subjected to Mental Image of Mitch McConnell Passing a Kidney Stone

Unsuspecting Picnic Attendees Subjected to Mental Image of Mitch McConnell Passing a Kidney Stone

The Senate race in Kentucky now features painful calcium deposits.…