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Paul Ryan: Scary Muslim Obama Will Take Us Down a “Dangerous Path” Away From “Judeo-Christian Western Values”

Paul Ryan: Scary Muslim Obama Will Take Us Down a “Dangerous Path” Away From “Judeo-Christian Western Values”

You know, Paul Ryan, you almost had us.  Sure, we always thought your obsession with Ayn Rand was a little juvenile, but gosh, those blue eyes of yours!! And that…

Dutch Newspaper: Romneytaxenevadinfreude Gehatesthefortysevenpercent (Translation: Bain Evaded 80 Million Euro In Taxes Through Netherlands)

Dutch Newspaper: Romneytaxenevadinfreude Gehatesthefortysevenpercent (Translation: Bain Evaded 80 Million Euro In Taxes Through Netherlands)

If Google Translate serves us correctly (and really, when can you ever go wrong with Google Translate?), a well-regarded Amsterdam newspaper, The Volkskrant, has just discovered that a Bain fund Mitt Romney…

Excellent: Mr. Burns Endorses Mitt Romney

Excellent: Mr. Burns Endorses Mitt Romney

Obviously. /   *Also excellent: buying stuff through this super helpful Amazon.com link we are providing right here. /…

Conservative Pollster: Nate Silver’s Numbers Can’t Be Accurate Because He Seems Kinda Gay

Conservative Pollster: Nate Silver’s Numbers Can’t Be Accurate Because He Seems Kinda Gay

Conservative pollster Eric Cartman Dean Chambers has released a bombshell investigative report which thoroughly proves that the polls numbers offered by New York Times statistician Nate Silver are hopelessly skewed by a…

Obama On Paul Ryan’s Hero: Ayn Rand Is Something You Pick Up When You’re “17 or 18 and Feeling Misunderstood”

Obama On Paul Ryan’s Hero: Ayn Rand Is Something You Pick Up When You’re “17 or 18 and Feeling Misunderstood”

In his recent interview with Rolling Stone, President Obama explained that Paul Ryan’s obsession with Ayn Rand is actually kind of adorable in a misguided-teenager sort of way: Q: What do…

Romney Campaign Co-Chair John Sununu: Colin Powell Endorsed Obama Because They’re Both Black

Romney Campaign Co-Chair John Sununu: Colin Powell Endorsed Obama Because They’re Both Black

Romney Campaign Co-Chair and former New Hampshire Gov. John Sununu (R-NH) was on Piers Morgan on Thursday evening to discuss Colin Powell’s recent endorsement of Barack Obama, and yep, he went…

Colin Powell Praises Obama’s Ability To End the Terrible Wars Colin Powell Helped Get Us Into

Colin Powell Praises Obama’s Ability To End the Terrible Wars Colin Powell Helped Get Us Into

Former Secretary of State Colin Powell has announced that he is once again endorsing President Obama in this year’s election. Specifically, Powell praised Obama’s progress in reversing the complete fucking shit…

Obama Is Asked What Donald Trump Has Against Him: “This all dates back to when we were growing up together in Kenya.”

Obama Is Asked What Donald Trump Has Against Him: “This all dates back to when we were growing up together in Kenya.”

President Obama offers the perfect response to Donald Trump’s latest attention-whoring stunt challenge to release his college records: Photo: Gage Skidmore/ *Hey, remember that thing you’ve been meaning to buy on Amazon?…

Fox News Will Have You Know That the Military Still Uses Bayonets, So Suck It Obama

Fox News Will Have You Know That the Military Still Uses Bayonets, So Suck It Obama

Did you choose “I concur” in your debate night drinking game yesterday? Yes? Then you are most assuredly dead from alcohol poisoning right now. Sorry to break it to you.…

Mitt Romney’s Pay Gap Answer Was Kind Of a Disaster, And Not Just Because Of That Whole “Binders Full Of Women” Thing

Mitt Romney’s Pay Gap Answer Was Kind Of a Disaster, And Not Just Because Of That Whole “Binders Full Of Women” Thing

You’ve probably heard about Mitt Romney’s “binders full of women” comment at the debate by now. It already has its own @RomneysBinder Twitter feed and a Tumblr. Also, someone made this awesome…