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Breaking Scientific News: Romneys Observed Taking On Human Characteristics Following Election Loss

Breaking Scientific News: Romneys Observed Taking On Human Characteristics Following Election Loss

    ****Update:  We r dumb.   Read this first please.  The Romneys have not actually become human. Repeat: Romneys still not human. *** In breaking scientific news, researchers have announced…

Humanity’s Most Divisive President Set To Be First Since Eisenhower To Get Over 51% Of the Vote Twice

Humanity’s Most Divisive President Set To Be First Since Eisenhower To Get Over 51% Of the Vote Twice

Humanity’s most divisive figure, Barack Hussein Obama (even his name is divisive-ish!!), is set to become the first president since Dwight Eisenhower in 1956 to win over 51% of the popular vote…

Everybody Calm Down. That Maine GOP Chair Isn’t Racist After All. He “Play[s] Basketball Every Sunday With a Black Guy.”

Everybody Calm Down. That Maine GOP Chair Isn’t Racist After All. He “Play[s] Basketball Every Sunday With a Black Guy.”

Whoa, whoa, whoa, liberals. Slow your roll. Maine Republican chairman Charlie Webster says one little thing about the “dozens, dozens of black people who came in and voted on Election Day [but]…

Mitt Romney Unwittingly Demonstrates Exactly Why He Lost the Election

Mitt Romney Unwittingly Demonstrates Exactly Why He Lost the Election

Speaking in what he thought was a private conference call to campaign donors on Wednesday, Mitt Romney discussed why he lost the election to Barack Obama last week. And apparently,…

GOP Wonders What Went Wrong In Ohio, Comes Up With Answer: Not Enough Gerrymandering

GOP Wonders What Went Wrong In Ohio, Comes Up With Answer: Not Enough Gerrymandering

After last week’s election losses, the Republican party has begun to wonder what went wrong and, more importantly, what changes they can make to avoid a similar fate in the…

Romney Concedes Florida … Which Means We Now Have an Official Winner For Our Nerd Olympics!!

Romney Concedes Florida … Which Means We Now Have an Official Winner For Our Nerd Olympics!!

Mitt Romney has just conceded shortbus state Florida, which once again lagged behind every other state in the nation in counting their ballots (Obama leads by such a small margin there that…

Girl Crush Kyrsten Sinema (D-AZ) Will Be America’s First Openly Bisexual, Nontheist Member Of Congress

Girl Crush Kyrsten Sinema (D-AZ) Will Be America’s First Openly Bisexual, Nontheist Member Of Congress

Huzzah!!  It’s looking more and more like our girl crush, Kyrsten Sinema (D-AZ), will become the nation’s first openly bisexual member of Congress, and only the second openly nontheist member…

Candy Canes And Rainbows And Pumpkin Lattes, You Guys!! It’s a Happy Day For Liberals.

Candy Canes And Rainbows And Pumpkin Lattes, You Guys!! It’s a Happy Day For Liberals.

Wow, it’s almost like Christmas in November for liberals today, if liberals hadn’t already killed Christmas a long time ago. Let’s have a look back at our Election Day wish…

It’s Election Day!! Place Your Electoral College Bets Here.

It’s Election Day!!  Place Your Electoral College Bets Here.

Squeeeeeee!!!!!!!  November 6!  It’s finally Election Day, you guys!  Unless you speak Spanish, in which case El Election Dia es an 8 Novembre. No voto until Thursday, por favor. Let’s…

Lady From Republican Super-PAC Ad Weeps Over Her iPad, Flat-Screen TV: “My Family Can’t Afford 4 More Years”

Lady From Republican Super-PAC Ad Weeps Over Her iPad, Flat-Screen TV: “My Family Can’t Afford 4 More Years”

American Crossroads GPS has released a powerful series of last-minute ads which feature a woman who has been left homeless as a result of Barack Obama’s failed economic policies. In…