Article by: Daily Dolt guest contributor Jeremy Montano.
Perpetually wrong Fox News commentator Dick Morris is now predicting a long and happy tenure with his employer, assuring America that he will be featured in many future segments.
He got fired, is what I’m trying to say here.
The anti-Nate Silver has been with the station since 1998, making scores of bad predictions since then. Most recently, Morris forecasted that Mitt Romney would defeat Barack Obama in a “landslide” of 325 to 213 electoral votes, a prediction which turned out to be almost exactly wrong.
But if you thought Morris would be content to spend his retirement years casually predicting the due dates of centrally obese women or betting against the Harlem Globetrotters, you’d be wrong. Like, Dick Morris wrong.
According to his website, he’ll be appearing on Piers Morgan’s show tonight to “spell out what the Republican Party must do to win national elections again.” Step one: begin fundraising for Bachmann 2016.