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World’s Most Awful Human Being Protests Tax Policy By Going Around Stiffing Waiters

Author Michael Kindt reports that an unnamed restaurant patron has mounted a protest over our nation’s tax policies by going around and being an insufferable dick to everyone. The man (technically we don’t know it’s a man, but for sure it’s a cranky old white guy)  has apparently gone to the trouble of printing up little protest cards to give to waiters in lieu of a tip. Presumably he also goes around strangling puppies to communicate his opinions regarding the federal deficit.

 

*Please mount a counter-protest by buying some stuff on Amazon through this link right here. Granted, we don’t work in the restaurant industry and weren’t affected in any way by this guy’s stunt, but whatever.  It’s not like our counter-protest idea makes any less sense than the original protest.

 

 

8 Responses to World’s Most Awful Human Being Protests Tax Policy By Going Around Stiffing Waiters

  1. The best part is that there are better than even odds this guy was still wealthy when taxes were EVEN HIGHER than what Obama is asking him to pay.

    • Linda (The Daily Dolt)

      Linda the Dolt

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      People seem to forget how much we used to pay in taxes.

  2. Tracey

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    You know, if you really wanted to save money, you wouldn't be going out to restaurants.

    What we really need is a picture of the dick in question, so people know better than to serve him.

    • Linda (The Daily Dolt)

      Linda the Dolt

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      Oh no, they'd still serve him — just not what he ordered. I'm sure they could get really creative with that.

      • Barjack

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        You mean they'd – like – pee in the mashed potatoes? Something like that?

        • Linda (The Daily Dolt)

          Linda the Dolt

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          For this guy, I feel like peeing in the mashed potatoes is the very least they could do.

  3. Michael Eigen

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    At least he provided a hard working printer with a job. Those fancy printed cards ain't cheap.