Author Michael Kindt reports that an unnamed restaurant patron has mounted a protest over our nation’s tax policies by going around and being an insufferable dick to everyone. The man (technically we don’t know it’s a man, but for sure it’s a cranky old white guy) has apparently gone to the trouble of printing up little protest cards to give to waiters in lieu of a tip. Presumably he also goes around strangling puppies to communicate his opinions regarding the federal deficit.
*Please mount a counter-protest by buying some stuff on Amazon through this link right here. Granted, we don’t work in the restaurant industry and weren’t affected in any way by this guy’s stunt, but whatever. It’s not like our counter-protest idea makes any less sense than the original protest.