It’s been a solid two months since Michele Bachmann has been in the news for doing something completely insane. Are you beginning to think, Wow, that’s a really long stretch for her. Maybe she’s becoming a little less crazy over time?
No? You haven’t been thinking that? Yeah, no one is really thinking that, but just in case you were, let us reassure you: Michele Bachmann is still double-super-batshit-crazy. Like, on a scale from ‘Whoever Comes Up With Those Birther Email Chains Your Uncle In Wisconsin Keeps Forwarding You‘ to ‘That Guy Who Stripped Naked And Tried To Eat a Homeless Man’s Face,’ Michele Bachmann is still eight steps to the right of the zombie face-eater guy, because her crazy-talk is starting to make zombie face-eater guy feel kind of uncomfortable and now he’s nervously trying to back away from her.
For instance! During a recent radio interview (right-wing radio hosts fall somewhere in the middle of that scale, by the way), Bachmann warned that Israel and the American people are in grave danger due to President Obama’s purported support of radical Islamists:
President Obama, if you look at nearly every decision he has made about this issue, it is to lift up the Islamists and to take down Israel.
During the same interview (full context here), Bachmann claimed that President Obama wants to introduce Sharia law to the United States and force Americans to study Islamic materials in the same way people studied Adolf Hitler’s Mein Kampf during WWII.
Which, we have to say, is pretty impressive. Most crazy people either call President Obama a radical Islamist or a Nazi. Only Michele Bachmann is able to fit both accusations into a single radio interview.
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