Breaking: Michele Bachmann Still Cray-Cray

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It’s been a solid two months since Michele Bachmann has been in the news for doing something completely insane. Are you beginning to think, Wow, that’s a really long stretch for her.  Maybe she’s becoming a little less crazy over time?

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No? You haven’t been thinking that? Yeah, no one is really thinking that, but just in case you were, let us reassure you: Michele Bachmann is still double-super-batshit-crazy.  Like, on a scale from ‘Whoever Comes Up With Those Birther Email Chains Your Uncle In Wisconsin Keeps Forwarding You‘ to ‘That Guy Who Stripped Naked And Tried To Eat a Homeless Man’s Face,’ Michele Bachmann is still eight steps to the right of the zombie face-eater guy, because her crazy-talk is starting to make zombie face-eater guy feel kind of uncomfortable and now he’s nervously trying to back away from her.

For instance!  During a recent radio interview (right-wing radio hosts fall somewhere in the middle of that scale, by the way), Bachmann warned that Israel and the American people are in grave danger due to President Obama’s purported support of radical Islamists:

President Obama, if you look at nearly every decision he has made about this issue, it is to lift up the Islamists and to take down Israel.

During the same interview (full context here), Bachmann claimed that President Obama wants to introduce Sharia law to the United States and force Americans to study Islamic materials in the same way people studied Adolf Hitler’s Mein Kampf during WWII.

Which, we have to say, is pretty impressive. Most crazy people either call President Obama a radical Islamist or a Nazi. Only Michele Bachmann is able to fit both accusations into a single radio interview.


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14 Responses to Breaking: Michele Bachmann Still Cray-Cray

  1. Jay Castor


    Ask Michelle what's it like being "pounded" HARD by a gay guy. Is it possible, esp. in her case?

    • Linda (The Daily Dolt)

      Linda the Dolt


      She does have an uncanny ability to suspend disbelief of any reality that is unpleasant to her.

    • Dan


      Why don't you tell us Jay. I'm sure you have plenty of experience.

      • Jay Castor


        Dan, since I'm the one who originally asked the question, it must be pretty obvious that I don't know. Perhaps you do.

  2. Toby


    And yet people have elected her to Congress over and over. I still can't get over that fact. Face-eater I can get over because everyone looks at him and think "psycho." But apparently people in Minnesota look at Bachmann and think "I'd like to have her running the country."

    • UlyssesGrand


      Her district is the area of Minnesota that tries to pretend they live in the Bible Belt.

    • Don't look at me. My representative is a muslim black man. If PR were to become a state, MN would have to lose a representative. I'm hoping it's her seat that would be on the chopper.

  3. Barjack


    Ya know, back in the sixties, I read Mein Kampf just out of my natural born curiosity. I became neither a Nazi nor a Phobe. But I did learn to understand alot more of what happened and why. Knowledge is not a toxin, but an antidote. You should take liberal doses of knowledge, and maybe we'll finally cure the Bachman/Palin, etc. disease.

    I have no idea what's on the menu for school kids this year, but as for me, I just might look for a book on Sharia law and see what it's all about. I'm tough – I can handle it . . .

  4. After her unsuccessful run for the Republican Presidential nomination much of America got a good look at how nuts she is. Unfortunately she still sits on one Congressional committee involved with national security.

    That's a scary thought.

  5. Yea, she is batshit crazy.

    Believe it or not she is on the Hs Committee on Financial Services, Subcommittee on Oversight & Investigations and the Hs Permanet Select Committee on Intelligence, the Subcommittee Oversight & Investigations and also the Subcommittee for Technical & Tactical Intelligence. I have no idea how she got on these committees but I do know she needs to be off of them.

  6. Tracey


    I'm still trying to figure out your scale. Which is supposed to be more BSC: the birther conspiracy theorist or the zombie face eater?

    • Linda (The Daily Dolt)

      Linda the Dolt


      You're right, it's a pretty narrow spectrum.

  7. Sara


    Bachmann won re-election in 2012 by the slimmest of margins yet – this close – to an automatic recount. Two more years, people…even if you don't live in MN, please donate to her opponent in 2014. She doesn't represent all of MN – only 51% of a redrawn district created to keep her in office. Thankfully, I live in Rep. Ellison's district – the first Muslim in Congress – representing a whole lotta white Christians and Jews. I love this country!

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