How nice of a guy is Barack Obama? Not only did he pardon two turkeys during the annual Thanksgiving ceremony, but he also made a bunch of jokes about it so now we don’t have to come up with anything funny to write today. Thanks, Obama!!
For the first time in our history the winners of the White House turkey pardon were chosen through a highly competitive online vote. And once again, Nate Silver completely nailed it. The guy’s amazing. He predicted these guys would win.
*And what better way to say “Thanks Daily Dolt, for occasionally making semi-funny jokes” on this Thanksgiving Day than to go buy some crap you don’t really need through this Amazon.com link here?