Tea Party darling Sen. Marco Rubio (R-Fla.) said Thursday that we shouldn’t even bother trying to raise taxes on the wealthy, because they’re just going to use all their money to dodge the new taxes anyway:
The billionaires and millionaires that are going to be impacted by higher rates, they can afford to hire the best lawyers, lobbyists and accountants in America to figure out how not to pay those higher rates. The people that are going to get stuck by that bill are the small businesses, the partnerships, the S corporations, that cannot hire the lawyers to get them out of it.
Meanwhile, we’ll also be repealing speed limits for people with Ferraris because they can drive fast enough to get away, and murder will no longer be illegal because the real killers will just murder the jury anyway.
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