Marco Rubio (R-FL): No Point Trying To Raise Taxes On Rich, They’ll Just Hire Lawyers To Evade Them
Rubio’s balls are not pictured here, but apparently they are very, very large.
Tea Party darling Sen. Marco Rubio (R-Fla.) said Thursday that we shouldn’t even bother trying to raise taxes on the wealthy, because they’re just going to use all their money to dodge the new taxes anyway:
The billionaires and millionaires that are going to be impacted by higher rates, they can afford to hire the best lawyers, lobbyists and accountants in America to figure out how not to pay those higher rates. The people that are going to get stuck by that bill are the small businesses, the partnerships, the S corporations, that cannot hire the lawyers to get them out of it.
Meanwhile, we’ll also be repealing speed limits for people with Ferraris because they can drive fast enough to get away, and murder will no longer be illegal because the real killers will just murder the jury anyway.
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Lorianne
November 16, 2012 at 8:57 am
It's OK… we'll just keep voting in law makers to close loop holes. We can keep going until you guys do the right thing by your country people… all of them and not just your millionaire friends.
Linda the Dolt
November 16, 2012 at 11:35 am
I'm actually surprised this isn't getting more coverage. It's just insane.
Barjack
November 16, 2012 at 12:25 pm
His balls are just teabags. Boiling water is called for.
Linda the Dolt
November 18, 2012 at 5:08 am
Ha ;)
Jay Castor
November 17, 2012 at 2:44 am
"Thanks for the tip, Marco. We'll be watching you real closely. Remember how we brought down Al Capone?" -On behalf of the IRS
Tracey
November 18, 2012 at 1:18 am
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Thanks for the tip, spam-meister! I'll be sure to avoid your site!
Linda the Dolt
November 18, 2012 at 5:07 am
Trying to find an plug-in right now that will force commenters to log in and create and account. That's probably the only way to really cut out the spam entirely.
Guybeaux
November 19, 2012 at 11:09 am
We should just not have any laws at all for the rich. They'll just hire lawyers and get away with stuff anyway. Besides, they are the job creators, how are they going to create jobs if they're in jail!?
Jay Castor
November 20, 2012 at 5:33 am
Guybeaux, how are they going to create jobs by hoarding all their money in Swiss bank accounts and over in the Cayman Islands? Tax the bastards BIG-TIME!!