Huzzah!! It’s looking more and more like our girl crush, Kyrsten Sinema (D-AZ), will become the nation’s first openly bisexual member of Congress, and only the second openly nontheist member in history. (The only other nontheist, Pete Stark (D-CA), lost his bid for reelection this year.)
Although the election has yet to be called officially in Sinema’s favor, it appears she has squeaked out a victory over Republican Vernon Parker by roughly 2,000 votes. Which is somewhat surprising to begin with, but utterly shocking considering Sinema was running in Maricopa County, Arizona — the same county that reelected horrible human being Joe Arpaio as its Sheriff.
Maricopa County: where God-hating bisexual liberals are welcomed with open arms, as long as they’re not Mexican.
*Duuuude, speaking of super-hot bisexual chicks, check out these amazing pictures for free, brah. Hahahah, you totally fell for that. Now go buy something on Amazon because you’re a terrible douchebag and you should feel terrible.