American Crossroads GPS has released a powerful series of last-minute ads which feature a woman who has been left homeless as a result of Barack Obama’s failed economic policies. In the ads, she poignantly describes her day-to-day struggle to feed her children in the tiny cardboard shack they occupy under a bridge in Newark.
Bahahahahahahahhaaa, just kidding! This is a Republican Super-PAC, people. The lady is sitting in her massive kitchen with granite countertops, recessed bay windows, and French doors as she watches the President speak on her flat-screen kitchen television … and then watches him again on her iPad. In the next installment, we’re pretty sure she’s going to whip out her iPhone 5 in the middle of the ad and say, “Excuse me one moment, I really need to take this call. It’s my chef — who, by the way, we can no longer afford full-time because of Obama’s failed economic policies. My family can’t take four more years of this.”
“But your spending hasn’t done a thing for my family…”
*You guys, we can’t afford four more years of Obama either. Seriously, this MacBook we’re blogging on is at least eight months old. Please, for the love of Ronald Reagan, go buy something on Amazon.com right now so that we can afford a car elevator for our home in Aspen. (We kid, we kid.)