Republican Candidate For “Governer” Finds Out What Happens When You Try To Pass Your Home Economics Degree Off As an Economics Degree

Dave Spence (R)

The Missouri Democrats have won the internets this week in spectacular fashion.

Their Republican opponent for governor, Dave Spence, recently launched a television advertisement touting his SpenceForGoverner.com [sic] website. So what did the Missouri Democrats do? Did they just sit back and laugh at the misspelling, maybe make a few redneck jokes? No they did not. The Missouri Democrats are apparently on the goddamn ball when it comes to humiliating their opponents, because they immediately purchased the misspelled website in order to troll the hell out of Spence.

Oh, but what would be the best way to troll him? Luckily for the Missouri Democrats, they had a lot of material to work with (seriously, how have we never heard of this Spence guy before? He’s political humor gold, apparently). 

Most hilariously, Spence has a habit of bragging about his serious-sounding economics degree at campaign events and on his website.  Except, he actually graduated with a degree in… home economics.

And so now that the Missouri Democrats own the SpenceForGoverner.com website, they’ve decided to highlight this embarrassment by linking it directly to… well, check it out for yourself: www.spenceforgoverner.com.


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9 Responses to Republican Candidate For “Governer” Finds Out What Happens When You Try To Pass Your Home Economics Degree Off As an Economics Degree

  1. Russ


    He looks like the class bully who was also in the slowest reading group.

    • robertsgt40


      LOL. I just wonder if he can really cook? Proof's in the pudding. I can see him in an apron now.

  2. Fred K


    Morons who rule us, yet another violation of our rights. The gov’t constantly violates our rights.

    They violate the 1st Amendment by caging protesters and banning books like “America Deceived II”.

    They violate the 4th and 5th Amendment by allowing TSA to grope you.

    They violate the entire Constitution by starting undeclared wars.

    Impeach Obama, support Ron Paul.

    Last link of “America Deceived II” before it is completely banned:

    • Keith M


      Fred, are you off your meds again?

      • Dave


        Fred mate, settle down. This Spence bloke sounds too dumb to be true, we sure he isn't a plant by the Dems to get their person over the line hahaha

    • Tracey


      Because staying on topic is for people with no imagination.

  3. Tracey


    Wow, I wish I lived in Missouri! I'd love to vote for this guy! Based on his background, he's clearly a candidate who can bring home the bacon and fry it up in a pan!

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