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Fox News’ Monica Crowley Finds Way To Politicize Neil Armstrong’s Death, Somehow

Did you know that Neil Armstrong’s recent death and Obama’s secret Muslim ties are totally relevant to each other? No? That’s probably because you don’t possess Fox News analyst Monica Crowley’s preternatural ability to politicize every single piece of news. Tonight, Crowley tweeted this:

 

What the bleep indeed. In an apparent attempt to justify the tweet, Crowley then explained:  

FACT: Bears eat beets. Bears. Beets. Battlestar Galactica.

Another FACT: The article to which Crowley cites specifically states:

In an interview last month on Al-Jazeera, NASA chief Charlie Bolden said that one of NASA’s foremost tasks is to engage with Muslim nations. The White House disagreed, suggesting that the agency should perhaps focus on space exploration.

You stay classy, Monica.

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15 Responses to Fox News’ Monica Crowley Finds Way To Politicize Neil Armstrong’s Death, Somehow

  1. Canuck

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    Ah yes, Monica Crowley. The one who made a grade school lesbian joke about Sandra Fluke?

  2. Colby Jack

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    Does Fox News have any commentators who are not trolls? Serious question here, not trolling.

    • John

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      You're just asking questions, after all.

      • Linda (The Daily Dolt)

        Linda the Dolt

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        Yep, if you put a question mark after something, it is automatically legitimate.

        • Adam

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          Rape?

          • Linda (The Daily Dolt)

            Linda the Dolt

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            Bahahahah, nice one, sir. You win one (1) internets.

          • moebius8

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            only on sundays?

  3. Bobbi

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    And if you can't actually make it as a reporter or journalist, they'll hire you at Fox.

    • Linda (The Daily Dolt)

      Linda the Dolt

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      So there's hope for me if this blogging thing doesnt work out

      • Tracey

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        Yes, but you'll have to have your liberal tendencies surgically removed first, and the surgery is not covered by Obamacare.

        • Linda (The Daily Dolt)

          Linda the Dolt

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          Haha, let me try this out…

          "Blarh!! Obama Muslim Kenyan communism!!! Libtard homosexual marriage!!! Blarghy blargh end of the world!!! Garble-dee-Jesus. Save the precious children and the 2nd Amendment. Amen and bald eagles."

          Do I have a future at Fox?

  4. Binny

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    Here is a music video that pokesfun at the right wing/fox using attractive females to deliver their message to the public….it is called "republican girl (man they're looking good) http://youtu.be/Emgj5EevQf4

    • Linda (The Daily Dolt)

      Linda the Dolt

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      Sorry that took a while to post. If you link to something I have to approve your comment by hand because I'll have a massive spam problem otherwise.

  5. Rich

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    This is what you get when Fox hires porn actresses to deliver news.

    • J Frank Anastasio

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      Hey! Don't insult porn actress like that….

      :-)