Fox News’ Monica Crowley Finds Way To Politicize Neil Armstrong’s Death, Somehow
Did you know that Neil Armstrong’s recent death and Obama’s secret Muslim ties are totally relevant to each other? No? That’s probably because you don’t possess Fox News analyst Monica Crowley’s preternatural ability to politicize every single piece of news. Tonight, Crowley tweeted this:
As we remember Neil Armstrong, let’s not forget that Obama changed part of
@nasa‘s mission to do “Muslim outreach.”#Really#WhatTheBleep— Monica Crowley (@MonicaCrowley) August 25, 2012
What the bleep indeed. In an apparent attempt to justify the tweet, Crowley then explained:
FACT: “NASA chief says agency’s goal is Muslim outreach, forgets to mention space”csmonitor.com/Science/2010/0…
— Monica Crowley (@MonicaCrowley) August 26, 2012
FACT: Bears eat beets. Bears. Beets. Battlestar Galactica.
Another FACT: The article to which Crowley cites specifically states:
In an interview last month on Al-Jazeera, NASA chief Charlie Bolden said that one of NASA’s foremost tasks is to engage with Muslim nations. The White House disagreed, suggesting that the agency should perhaps focus on space exploration.
You stay classy, Monica.
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Canuck
August 26, 2012 at 4:35 am
Ah yes, Monica Crowley. The one who made a grade school lesbian joke about Sandra Fluke?
Colby Jack
August 26, 2012 at 4:37 am
Does Fox News have any commentators who are not trolls? Serious question here, not trolling.
John
August 26, 2012 at 7:08 am
You're just asking questions, after all.
Linda the Dolt
August 26, 2012 at 7:15 am
Yep, if you put a question mark after something, it is automatically legitimate.
Adam
August 26, 2012 at 7:39 am
Rape?
Linda the Dolt
August 26, 2012 at 7:41 am
Bahahahah, nice one, sir. You win one (1) internets.
moebius8
August 26, 2012 at 8:34 am
only on sundays?
Bobbi
August 26, 2012 at 11:38 am
And if you can't actually make it as a reporter or journalist, they'll hire you at Fox.
Linda the Dolt
August 26, 2012 at 2:42 pm
So there's hope for me if this blogging thing doesnt work out
Tracey
August 27, 2012 at 3:43 am
Yes, but you'll have to have your liberal tendencies surgically removed first, and the surgery is not covered by Obamacare.
Linda the Dolt
August 27, 2012 at 4:18 am
Haha, let me try this out…
"Blarh!! Obama Muslim Kenyan communism!!! Libtard homosexual marriage!!! Blarghy blargh end of the world!!! Garble-dee-Jesus. Save the precious children and the 2nd Amendment. Amen and bald eagles."
Do I have a future at Fox?
Binny
August 26, 2012 at 6:25 pm
Here is a music video that pokesfun at the right wing/fox using attractive females to deliver their message to the public….it is called "republican girl (man they're looking good) http://youtu.be/Emgj5EevQf4
Linda the Dolt
August 27, 2012 at 4:22 am
Sorry that took a while to post. If you link to something I have to approve your comment by hand because I'll have a massive spam problem otherwise.
Rich
August 27, 2012 at 6:09 am
This is what you get when Fox hires porn actresses to deliver news.
J Frank Anastasio
August 27, 2012 at 11:58 am
Hey! Don't insult porn actress like that….
:-)