Less Funny Than Tropical Storm Isaac Hitting the RNC Convention: Isaac Hitting Haiti’s Tent Cities

Now imagine this with flash-floods and mud slides.

Meanwhile, as we are all either worried or laughing (depending on our party affiliation) about Tropical Storm Isaac hitting the Republican Convention in a government-fortified stadium in Tampa next week, the conversations in Haiti’s tent cities are going something like this:

“Oh man, someone says there’s a tropical storm headed toward our tent today. What are we gonna do?”

“Ha ha, third-world problems, amiright??”

[Awkward silence]

“Seriously, though, what are we going to do?

Tropical Storm Isaac is “expected to whip the Caribbean nation with gale-force winds and stinging rain,” according to CNN. The eye of the storm is expected to slip just south of the Dominican Republic on Friday morning before making landfall in western Haiti later in the day.

In an area known for flooding and cholera outbreaks, this could be devastating. In addition to a general lack of infrastructure in the country, a January 2012 Oxfam report said that a half a million Haitians remain homeless, still living under tarps and in tents following the magnitude 7.0 earthquake in January 2010.

While forecasters are calling the storm “poorly organized,” rainfall accumulations of 8 to 12 inches are expected, with maximum amounts of 20 inches possible over Hispaniola. “These rains could cause life-threatening flash floods and mud slides,” forecasters warned

This sounds like it could turn out to be a disaster for millions of Haitians, but, regardless, even if the storm turns out not to be life-threatening, conditions there already horrendous (still, two-and-a-half years after the earthquake), so just go donate a little bit to help out.

Photo attribution: Christian Church/Disciples of Christ (Thanks for the copyright-free photo!! Also, sorry about all the God jokes yesterday.)


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3 Responses to Less Funny Than Tropical Storm Isaac Hitting the RNC Convention: Isaac Hitting Haiti’s Tent Cities

  1. ellaguru


    The question on everyone's mind is; 'did the Republicans intentionally schedule their convention in Tampa during this season in the hopes that it would draw a storm and kill Haitians?'

    The 'diabolicality' of it is staggering. Where is the media?

  2. Tracey


    Tsk tsk. People might start to think you're a serious news source.

    • Linda (The Daily Dolt)

      Linda the Dolt


      Haha, I pity anyone who takes me seriously!!

      Speaking of actual news… mass shooting in front of the Empire State Building??? I just posted on it. Crazy. I live in NYC.