Everyone can stop worrying now. After failing to shove his face in the spotlight with fake presidential ambitions and birther claims for a record number of months, Donald Trump emerged on Tuesday to reassure all of his Twitter followers that he remains the turbo-douche we all know him to be:
Hmmm…can you imagine me speaking at the RNC Convention in Tampa? thedc.com/MhqIMF That’s a speech everyone would watch.
Trump linked the tweet to an article in The Daily Caller in which his own attorney, Michael Cohen, was quoted as saying: “Mr. Trump’s massive popularity is just one of the many reasons he is being sought as a keynote speaker at the Tampa RNC Convention.”
Wow! He’s being sought as a keynote speaker???? This is really big news. The RNC must be super excited about this selection. What does the RNC convention chairman have to say about The Donald headlining the event?
“Speakers will not be selected until later this summer when the program is set. This normally happens closer to the event.”