After losing every county in every state that held a primary last night, Republican hopeful Newt Gingrich has stated that he plans to get around to maybe dropping out of the race sometime next week or so, possibly after he finishes cleaning out the garage and unloads the dishwasher. Gingrich is reportedly waiting until next week to deliver his concession speech in Washington, D.C. in order to give his family time to get there, since apparently they will be making the journey by sloth-drawn carriage.
“[I]t’s pretty clear Governor Romney is going to be the nominee,” Gingrich admitted in a speech today. “I think you have to at some point be honest with what’s happening in the real world, as opposed to what you’d like to have happened.” Wait, was he not being honest about what’s happening in the real world up until now?
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