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God’s Handpicked Candidates Now 0-4 in 2012 Election

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Following His early endorsement of an unprecedented four candidates this election season, God has failed to bring home the Republican nomination for any of His preferred GOP contenders. Rick Santorum, Herman Cain, Michele Bachmann, and Rick Perry have all been defeated by likely Republican nominee Mitt Romney, despite receiving strong endorsements from the Lord earlier in the electoral process.  One has to wonder whether God’s decision to offer these endorsements via private messages delivered directly into each of the candidates’ brains rather than the more customary public announcement contributed to the candidates’ inability to gain traction in the primary.

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785 Responses to God’s Handpicked Candidates Now 0-4 in 2012 Election

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    South Park called it long ago:

    "The correct answer is 'Mormon.'"

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  2. Lorenzo

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    This must be especially embarrassing after His endorsement of Sarah Palin in 2008.

    • Far-stucker

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      Not to mention the Broncos' loss.

      This whole custom of praying for elections, football games, little league tournaments, etc., etc., etc. is such a load of crap. God has nothing better to do?

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