God’s Handpicked Candidates Now 0-4 in 2012 Election
Following His early endorsement of an unprecedented four candidates this election season, God has failed to bring home the Republican nomination for any of His preferred GOP contenders. Rick Santorum, Herman Cain, Michele Bachmann, and Rick Perry have all been defeated by likely Republican nominee Mitt Romney, despite receiving strong endorsements from the Lord earlier in the electoral process. One has to wonder whether God’s decision to offer these endorsements via private messages delivered directly into each of the candidates’ brains rather than the more customary public announcement contributed to the candidates’ inability to gain traction in the primary.
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